WRONG ONE! You’re kissing the WRONG ONE!
Okay, now that that’s out of my system welcome to my humble review of the 7th episode of the season, Chuck Versus the Fat Lady.
I’m going to ‘live’ review this one. Which means I’ll write as I watch and see what happens.
As a warning, it might not be as spoiler free as normal. You’ll have to let me know how you prefer the live blogging to the more philosophical post-reviews.
This one started off better than last week by a mile. Watching Sarah try to act cool with Chuck’s admission of his relationship with Jill was excruciating but enjoyable at the same time. But then to see Jill being jealous of Sarah. Perfect triangle.
Red dresses + knee high boots are always for the win. How someone could need to think about their choice between Sarah & Jill is beyond me. I mean seriously, even the actress who plays Jill must know she’s no Yvonne Strahovski.
Buy Moria. Ha. FBI’s dumb, not deaf. Ha. More homosexual overtone antics with Casey and Chuck. That’s never going to get old, is it?
I don’t know if I feel proud that I know what a Fibonacci sequence is or embarrassed. Finally, the hot shower scene we’ve been waiting for. Strangely, I don’t feel bad for Jill at all. Is that bad?
Morgan’s beard holds so many secrets. Ha! Yet he didn’t know Jill was even in town. He needs to pay more attention.
Ok. Best scene of the entire series. Casey can sing like a choir boy in perfect pitch? Omigosh. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much. Casey simply has to get more screen time.
Meow – cat fight. I wanna see Sarah pull Jill’s hair out and throw her from the stage into a pit of ravenous lions. I really don’t mean offense to the actress who plays Jill. I’m sure she’s a fine lady; she’s just moving in on Sarah’s happiness and I just can’t have that.
Ew. Brute force encryption breaking? It’s the NSA in a fictional world where they can download computers into peoples’ heads and they can’t do better than that? Honestly.
Nerd code. That nerd code is so nerdy not even I would have a chance at cracking it. Who knows stuff like that and still works at Buy More?
I miss Awesome and Ellie.
Oh noes! They took Jill. Good. Keep her for all I care.
Seriously, Casey. You know Sarah’s not gonna shoot Chuck. The look on Yvonne’s face was heartbreaking. How does she do that with her face every week so well? She’s very underrated as an actress in my opinion.
Yvonne with a sniper rifle is pretty hawt. Jill could never hope to be that hot. Why are they so mean to Sarah? Mean mean writers.
You care about Chuck, Jill?! You don’t know how to care about Chuck, Jill. Sarah cares about Chuck. Grrr.
Sarah really does handle things pretty well. I don’t know how she keeps it together. I’m not going to be fooled by Jill’s cleavage. That doesn’t make her as pretty as Yvonne. They can’t fool me.
OMG. What an ending!!! I won’t spoil anything, but wow. This is really a phenomenal arc despite last week’s iffy direction. I can’t wait to see where it goes.
Okay. So looking over this review — it’s a mess. Let me know if you liked it. I think it might work as a companion piece to read while watching the episode.
Screen caps should be up tomorrow afternoon. Until then, talk about how much Jill needs to take a hike in our forums or right here in this post.